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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Everything is under control.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Checked Jul 22, 2026
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Synopsis
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
More about If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Cast
Rose ByrneLinda
Conan O'BrienTherapist
A$AP RockyJames
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Delaney QuinnChild
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
Ivy WolkDiana
Mark StolzenbergParking AttendantCredits
- Directed by
- Mary Bronstein
- Written by
- Mary Bronstein
Production details
- Status
- Released
- Original language
- English
- Budget
- $1.5M
- Box office
- $1.7M
Production
A24United States
Central PicturesUnited States
Fat CityUnited States- BronxburghUnited States
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