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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
The Army Will Never Be The Same
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Checked Jul 22, 2026
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Synopsis
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
More about Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Cast
Jessica SimpsonPrivate Megan Valentine
Vivica A. FoxSergeant Louisa Morely
Steve GuttenbergSidney Green
Aimee GarciaPrivate Vicky Castillo
Olesya RulinPrivate Petrovich
Keiko AgenaPrivate Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie JonesPrivate Connie Johnson
Ryan SypekSergeant Mills EvansCredits
- Directed by
- Steve Miner
- Written by
- April Blair, Kelly Bowen, April Blair
Production details
- Status
- Released
- Original language
- English
- Budget
- $30M
- Box office
- $104K
Production
- Papa Joe Films
- BenderSpinkUnited States
Di Novi PicturesUnited States- Family Room Entertainment
Gerber PicturesUnited States- Grand Army Entertainment
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