Barney Miller is the kind of cop we'd all like to run into. Always sensible, he maintains order over a band of detectives who gamble, hit on anything in skirts, go to renaissance philosophy conventions for fun, and would really prefer to be writing. Nearly all of the action takes place in the squad room where citizens and criminals are brought in to complicate the mix.
Barney Miller is the kind of cop we'd all like to run into. Always sensible, he maintains order over a band of detectives who gamble, hit on anything in skirts, go to renaissance philosophy conventions for fun, and would really prefer to be writing. Nearly all of the action takes place in the squad room where citizens and criminals are brought in to complicate the mix.
A political activist abducts a department store magnate; Wojo arrests a prostitute and her Arkansan business manager.
Directed by Noam PitlikWritten by Danny Arnold, Reinhold Weege, Tony SheehanGuest stars Ralph Manza, Fred Sadoff, Beverly Sanders, Todd Susman, Barrie Youngfellow, John O'Connell, Stefan Gierasch, Jack Soo
Off goes the moustache, as it's Harris' turn for cross-dressing mugging detail; the host of a kids' science show goes off the deep end; Barney's men reopen a twenty-eight year old missing persons case.
Directed by Noam PitlikWritten by Tony SheehanGuest stars Jenny O'Hara, Bruce Kirby, Arny Freeman, Jack Soo
A German girl attempts to flee the country rather than surrender her baby to a broker's clients; Levitt turns to stimulants to aid in his self-imposed thirty-six hour shift.
Directed by Noam PitlikWritten by Tony SheehanGuest stars Ivor Francis, Phoebe Dorin, Fredric Cook, Michael Durrell, Gisela Getty, Jack Soo
An accusation of an indiscretion on the part of Dietrich leads to a visit from the gleeful Lieutenant Scanlon of Internal Affairs; Yemana books a rabbi who is running a gambling casino in his synagogue.
Directed by Max GailGuest stars George Murdock, Miriam Byrd-Nethery, Michael Tucci, Eugene Elman, Ruth Warshawsky, Jack Soo
Barney has the uneasy feeling that it may have been Levitt that vandalized the precinct squad room; a TV programming executive is assaulted in a coffee shop.
Directed by Noam PitlikWritten by Tony SheehanGuest stars Howard Honig, Jay Gerber, Christopher Lloyd, Jack Soo
Feuding toy makers create a disturbance; Barney faces his first holiday as a separated man; a claustrophobic prisoner has an understandable problem with the cage.
Directed by Noam PitlikWritten by Tony SheehanGuest stars Barbara Barrie, Sydney Lassick, Gregory V. Karliss, Walter Janovitz, Zachary Berger
Wojo decides to move in with his girlfriend; Mr. Brauer tells his wife that he's leaving to become a mercenary. This was a pilot for a potential spin-off series, each week focusing on one of the cops' off-duty lives.
Directed by Noam PitlikWritten by Danny Arnold, Tony SheehanGuest stars Doris Roberts, Peter Hobbs, Darlene Parks, Lewis Arquette, Philip Bruns, Michael Conrad
Barney feels the onrush of Father Time; Dietrich books an Olympic hopeful who practices his javelin toss in Central Park; a Hassidic Jew is the target of a diamond thief.
Directed by Noam PitlikWritten by Danny Arnold, Reinhold WeegeGuest stars Richard Libertini, Raleigh Bond, Kres Mersky, Nehemiah Persoff
Harris milks a wily counterfeiter for his life story; a man takes exception to a plastic surgeon's work on his wife.
Directed by Max GailWritten by Reinhold Weege, Frank Dungan, Jeff SteinGuest stars James Gregory, J. Pat O'Malley, Jack Riley, George Pentecost, Al Ruscio, Susan Davis
The 12th Precinct hosts an open house, attracting only vagrants; Barney's joy at moving back home is cut short by the hotel manager that refuses to refund him his upcoming month's rent; Wojo and Harris try to get a lead on an arsonist.
Directed by Noam PitlikWritten by Tony SheehanGuest stars Allan Miller, John Dullaghan, Carmen Filpi, David Fresco, Christopher Lloyd
Harris quickly regrets the fact that Dietrich has saved his life; the 12th is asked to assist a thief who has been granted entry into a witness-relocation program.
Directed by Noam PitlikGuest stars Jack Somack, Don Calfa, David Clennon, Kip King