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Together with Cornfed, his portly, porcine partner in crime solving, this defective detective amazingly manages to solve crimes and be a single parent to his hilariously dysfunctional sons at the same time.
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Duckman premiered March 5, 1994. We don't have a confirmed streaming, rental or purchase option yet.
Together with Cornfed, his portly, porcine partner in crime solving, this defective detective amazingly manages to solve crimes and be a single parent to his hilariously dysfunctional sons at the same time.
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Episode 1
Feeling ""creatively obligated by a film-noir parody,"" Cornfed calls their new client ""a dame,"" whose name is Tamara La Boinque. Later he confesses to a priest about betraying his partner, when they both fall in love with their client.
Directed by Raymie MuzquizWritten by Eva Almos, Ed ScharlachGuest stars Maurice LaMarche, Bebe Neuwirth, Carl Reiner
Episode 2
Duckman is slapped with a sexual harassment charge by the French nanny that Bernice has hired to tutor the boys. It seems the nanny isn't who she appears to be. In search of solitude Duckman moves in with Fluffy and Uranus; even they reach their breaking point with him.
Directed by Paul DemeyerWritten by Mike Sikowitz, Jeff AstrofGuest stars Laurie Metcalf, Tim Curry
Episode 3
The family makes plans to put Grandma-ma in a rest home. While taking her there, Duckman gets distracted and loses track of her. Grandma-ma embarks on a flatulent adventure and later when Cornfed and Duckman find her, she appears to be dead. Duckman makes the funeral arrangements.
Directed by Norton VirgienWritten by Gene Laufenberg, Bill CanterburyGuest stars John Astin, Dennis Haysbert
Episode 4
Duckman again foils King Chicken's plot for revenge. This time King Chicken has produced a product that makes everything beautiful, everything except Duckman. The only problem being is that this product is actually a virus that de-evolves everything. Duckman must again battle King Chicken and save the world.
Directed by John EngWritten by Michael MarkowitzGuest stars Michael Manasseri, John Asher, Lee Tergesen, Eddie Deezen, Lolita Davidovich, Walt Reno Jr., Judy Tenuta, Kathy Najimy
Episode 5
Bernice, Duckmans sister-in-law, decides she wants to have a child of her own. After trying the dating scene she decides to give artificial insemination a go. Due to a mis-communication and over abundance of, er, 'product', the service gives her Duckmans 'donation'. Hilarity ensues as Duckman and Bernice are incompatible in every [in] conceivable way.
Directed by Jeff McGrathWritten by Gene Laufenberg, Bill CanterburyGuest stars Mae Whitman, John Astin, Kath Soucie
Episode 6
Duckman gets placed in a mental institution after pleading temporary insanity to a charge of public ranting. He likes the strict regimentation of the institution (compared to the anarchy and choas of outside the institution) so much that he decides to have himself permanently commited. Cornfed comes to rescue Duckman from the institution, but is to late as he has already been given shock treatment. Luckily Cornfed has a book on brain surgery and gets Duckman back to 'normal'.
Directed by Peter AvanzinoWritten by Jennifer Ventimilia, Joshua SterninGuest stars Ben Stein, Robert Costanzo, John Byner, Henry Gibson, Bronson Pinchot
Episode 7
After the city gets attacked by one of Duckmans over-inflated dolls, the city decides to have an emergency drill where all the residents go underground till the drill passes. Duckman fails to know about the drill and has a city-wide 'party' (involving mass destrution) while all the residents are gone. Eventually the residents return to chase Duckman out of town.
Directed by Raymie MuzquizWritten by Gene Laufenberg, Michael Markowitz, Bill Canterbury, David MischGuest stars Stuart Pankin, Elayne Boosler, Roddy McDowall, Jennifer Lien, Jeff Bennett
Episode 8
Duckman and group win a trip to a third-world country. Duckman starts a revolution with his ranting and gets placed into power where he becomes as corrupt as the last rulling paty. This requires Cornfed to form a revolution and rescue Duckman and group.
Directed by John EngWritten by Doug Chamberlin, Chris WebbGuest stars Jess Harnell, Robert Cait, Hector Elias, Carlos Ferro, Marabina Jaimes
Episode 9
Charles and Mambo are in love and look to Duckman for advice. He tells them a Bridges of Madison County-esque story of how he and their mother met and fell in love.
Directed by Raymie Muzquiz, Donovan CookWritten by Brian KahnGuest stars Ed Gilbert, David Duchovny
Episode 10
Former comedian Iggy Catalpa hires Duckman to investigate a conspiracy where the only evidence is a sock missing from his laundry. The conspirators capture Duckman and brainwash him into killing the only one who can stop them, Cornfed.
Directed by Peter ShinWritten by David MischGuest stars John Kassir, Eddie Deezen, Gedde Watanabe
Episode 11
(Willabald Feivel) Cornfed finds out from his father via a documentary co-written with Ken Burns, that he has a genetic disease that gives him a choice, either lose his virginity, or die in 24 hours. Duckman tries to help him out, but Bernice saves the day and Cornfed pledges his undying love. He becomes dejected when she rejects him and tries to commit suicide.
Written by Spencer GreenGuest stars Chuck McCann, Edward Winter, Lee Meriwether, Bob Guccione, Thomas Gibson, Peter Strauss
Episode 12
Ajax opens a rift in the time/space continuum with his clock radio. Duckman discovers from a future version of himself that his future hinges on Charles and Mambo's tuba recital. Unfortunately Duckman tries to use these visits from his future selves to make a his decisions and suddenly discover every little decision he makes has a big impact on his future.
Directed by Peter AvanzinoWritten by Rob DesHotel, Dean BataliGuest stars James B. Sikking, Charlie Adler, Rhonda Shear, Brian Cummings
Episode 13
Ajax is abducted by redneck aliens and taken to a planet where Duckman is praised as a deity and Ajax revered as ""The son of Dod.""
Directed by Raymie MuzquizWritten by Monica PiperGuest stars Howard Morris, Lisa Kudrow
Episode 14
A Grandma-ma look-a-like robber switches places with the her to make an escape. Duckman suspects that Grandma-ma isn't quite herself, of course no one believes him. The Agnes reveals herself and holds the family hostage.
Directed by John EngWritten by Gene Laufenberg, Bill CanterburyGuest stars Brian Doyle-Murray
Episode 15
Duckman is cast in a hospital educational film with Joe Walsh; for his part he is put into a MRI chamber. The film crew is thrown out of the lab and Duckman forgotten. Left too long in the chamber, a mutation occurs which a doctor identifies as a cure for cancer. Now everyone wants Duckman's brain for their own purposes. Meanwhile, Agnes is still impersonating Grandma-ma.
Directed by Donovan CookWritten by Michael MarkowitzGuest stars Ron Perlman, Eugene Levy, Joe Walsh
Episode 16
A parody of the Hope/Crosby Road pictures is done in this episode as Duckman and Cornfed act as chaperones for Ajax's class trip to the Sudan. Ajax is kidnapped. Duckman and Cornfed must rescue Ajax from a Sultan, his Fakir and a beautiful princess.
Directed by Peter ShinWritten by Gene Laufenberg, Michael Markowitz, Bill Canterbury, David MischGuest stars Ben Stein, John Rhys-Davies, Maurice LaMarche, Jay Thomas, Amanda Plummer, James Avery
Episode 17
A young child is related the tale of how Duckman and Bernice led a nationwide division of sexes, all this because of his ad for lingerie. Duckman and the men move to the west coast. Bernice and the woman move to the east coast. The children have a different idea.
Directed by Jeff McGrathWritten by Ellen L. FogleGuest stars Ken Hudson Campbell, Mark DeCarlo, Maryedith Burrell, Justin Berfield
Episode 18
Duckman and the neighbors get together to form an association after another neighborhood association appears to be getting preferential treatment from the city. Duckman is elected head of the association and he becomes Patton-like as the two neighborhood associations go to war. The civil war breaks out within their neighborhood association.
Directed by Raymie MuzquizWritten by David MischGuest stars Andrea Martin, Gilbert Gottfried, Judy Tenuta, Dave Thomas
Episode 19
Through a unique combination of chemicals, Duckman gets a rare blood disease that causes him to grow several inches each time he gets angry and rants & raves. Realizing that he can't control himself after growing several feet, Duckman exiles himself to a desert island.
Directed by John EngWritten by Bill CanterburyGuest stars Ben Stein, Katie Leigh, Randy Rudy, Michael Hagiwara
Episode 20
Duckman and Bernice go to meet the parent's of Ajax's girlfriend. The parents turn out to be ""King"" Chicken and his wife; surprisingly for the moment he and Duckman make up. Bernice and the ""King"" also mend their fence; however, Honey makes a play for Duckman to put things back to normal.
Directed by Bob Hathcock, Donovan CookWritten by Doug Chamberlin, Chris WebbGuest stars Tim Curry, Judith Light
Episode information updated Jul 24, 2026
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Jason AlexanderDuckman (voice)
Gregg BergerCornfed (voice)
Nancy TravisBernice (voice)
Dweezil ZappaAjax (voice)
Dana HillCharles (voice)
E. G. DailyMambo (voice)
Pat MusickFluffy / Uranus (voice)
John Kassir
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