TV series
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Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
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Checked Sep 3, 2026
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Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
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Episode 1
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.
Directed by Pete Michels, Mike Kim, Peter ShinWritten by Mark HentemannGuest stars Patrick Warburton, Ellen Albertini Dow, Adam West, David Boat, Phil LaMarr, Kevin Michael Richardson, Lori Alan, Alexandra Breckenridge
Episode 2
Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.
Directed by Pete Michels, Peter Shin, James PurdumWritten by Tom DevanneyGuest stars Gore Vidal, Tamera Mowry-Housley, Phyllis Diller, Gedde Watanabe, Wally Wingert, Tara Strong, Phil LaMarr, Max Burkholder
Episode 3
After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.
Directed by Pete Michels, Dan Povenmire, Peter ShinWritten by Kirker ButlerGuest stars David Boat, Fred Tatasciore, Lori Alan, Phil LaMarr, Carrie Fisher
Episode 4
Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.
Directed by Pete Michels, Cyndi Tang, Peter ChinnWritten by Cherry ChevapravatdumrongGuest stars Louis Gossett Jr., Stacey Scowley, Samm Levine, Enn Reitel, Wally Wingert, Phil LaMarr, Rachael MacFarlane, Fred Tatasciore
Episode 5
When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.
Directed by Pete Michels, Peter Shin, Greg ColtonWritten by Steve CallaghanGuest stars Robert Costanzo, Drew Barrymore, Audrey Wasilewski, Carrie Fisher
Episode 6
Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.
Directed by James PurdumWritten by Cherry ChevapravatdumrongGuest stars Mindy Cohn, Lauren Conrad, Drew Barrymore
Episode 7
Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.
Directed by Pete Michels, Peter Shin, James PurdumWritten by Wellesley Wild, Alec SulkinGuest stars Patrick Warburton, Stacey Scowley, David Boat, Lizzy Caplan, Drew Barrymore, Jeff Bergman, Alexandra Breckenridge, Rachael MacFarlane
Episode 8
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian.
Directed by Peter Shin, Zac Moncrief, James PurdumWritten by Kirker ButlerGuest stars Garrett Morris, Tamera Mowry-Housley, Natasha Melnick, Drew Barrymore, Kerrigan Mahan, Alexandra Breckenridge, Lisa Wilhoit, Chris Sheridan
Episode 9
Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
Directed by Dan Povenmire, Peter Shin, James PurdumWritten by Patrick MeighanGuest stars Patrick Warburton, George Wendt, Rob Lowe, Dave Wittenberg, Connor Trinneer, Audrey Wasilewski, Adam West, Ted McGinley
Episode 10
After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.
Directed by Cyndi TangWritten by Danny SmithGuest stars Charles Durning, Phyllis Diller, Fred Tatasciore
Episode 11
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
Directed by Julius WuWritten by Mark HentemannGuest stars Patrick Warburton, Keir Gilchrist, Mike Barker, Michael Clarke Duncan, Chris Cox, Rachael MacFarlane, Chris Sheridan, Beth Littleford
Episode 12
Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.
Directed by John HolmquistWritten by Steve Callaghan, Tom DevanneyGuest stars Patrick Warburton, Hugh Hefner, Adam West, Mark Hentemann, Phil LaMarr, Lori Alan, Rachael MacFarlane
Episode 13
Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.
Directed by Dominic PolcinoWritten by Steve CallaghanGuest stars Roy Scheider, Conway Twitty, Wally Wingert
Episode 14
The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.
Directed by Greg ColtonWritten by Mike HenryGuest stars Patrick Warburton, Ben Stiller, Patrick Stewart, Keith Ferguson, Alec Sulkin, Lori Alan, Chris Cox, John G. Brennan
Episode 15
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
Directed by Brian IlesWritten by Cherry ChevapravatdumrongGuest stars Bill Engvall, Kirker Butler, Drew Barrymore, Gilbert Gottfried, Alexandra Breckenridge, Mark Hentemann, Lori Alan, Ralph Garman
Episode 16
After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
Directed by Pete MichelsWritten by Patrick MeighanGuest stars Josh Radnor, Tara Strong, Neil Patrick Harris, Alec Sulkin, Phil LaMarr
Episode 17
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.
Directed by Zac MoncriefWritten by Alex BorsteinGuest stars Patrick Warburton, Don Most, Keith Olbermann, Keith Ferguson, Jackson Douglas, Fred Tatasciore, Adam West, Phil LaMarr
Episode 18
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.
Directed by Dan PovenmireWritten by Mark HentemannGuest stars Beth Littleford, Adam Carolla, Will Sasso, Jeff Bergman, Alec Sulkin
Episode information updated Sep 15, 2026
Seth MacFarlanePeter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex BorsteinLois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila KunisMeg Griffin (voice)
Seth GreenChris Griffin (voice)
Arif ZahirCleveland Brown (voice)
Patrick WarburtonJoe Swanson as Imperial Probe Droid (voice)
Mike HenryAdditional Voices (voice)
Wally WingertOrnithologist (voice)
FOXUnited States
20th Century Fox TelevisionUnited States
Fuzzy Door ProductionsUnited States
20th Television AnimationUnited States
20th TelevisionUnited States
