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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

2004TV-Y73 seasons8.5 / 10

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

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The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

Season 1 episodes

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Episode 1

Guide to: The First Day & Lockers

Sep 12, 200424m9.0 / 10

First Day: It's the first day of school, and Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken Cooking instead of Art to separate herself from the guys for once. Lockers: When Ned's new locker neighbor gives him a bad rep, he searches for a new locker. Moze tries to use her locker to make new friends that are girls, but ends up competing with Suzie Crabgrass.

Episode credits

Directed by David KendallWritten by Scott FellowsGuest stars Daran Norris, Don Creech, Willie Gault, Rob Pinkston, Dave Florek, Van Earl Wright, Kyle Swann, Brooke Marie Bridges

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Episode 2

Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners

Sep 19, 200424m

Bathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room. Moze puts Ned's name on a bathroom stall, and someone puts kissy lips next to it. Project Partners: Moze must choose a partner for Social Studies. Ned and Cookie's baby is kidnapped.

Episode credits

Directed by Paul HoenWritten by Scott Fellows, Joe FallonGuest stars Daran Norris, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Alex Black, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann, Brooke Marie Bridges, Christian Serratos

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Episode 3

Guide to: Detention & Teachers

Sep 26, 200424m

Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math who she devises a plan with so the class with listen after it has gone crazy. Cookie is distracted by the beautiful Ms. Enstile and tries to control his affection toward her. Detentions: Ned, Cookie and Moze are sent to detention.

Episode credits

Directed by Jonathan WinfreyWritten by Lazar SaricGuest stars Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Loni Love, Dave Florek, Rolonda Watts, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann

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Episode 4

Guide to: Seating & Tryouts

Oct 3, 200425m

Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that the teacher reverses the room, making Moze in back.. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus bounce. Tryouts: Ned tries to ascend to the basketball team and tries to become taller so he'll make the team. Moze goes out for volleyball, basketball, track, but must decide between them. With some help from Ned, she decides which is right for her. Cookie tumbles into cheerleading and demands equal rights after being kicked out.

Episode credits

Directed by Fred SavageWritten by Scott FellowsGuest stars Daran Norris, Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Loni Love, Alex Black, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann

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Episode 5

Guide to: Crushes & Dances

Oct 10, 200425m

Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut head wants to ask her to the dance. Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance with her? Moze has dance tips of her own while Cookie waits for supermodel Martika after forcing to get her to be his perfect match.

Episode credits

Directed by Adam WeissmanWritten by Mike Preister, Rick GroelGuest stars Daran Norris, Rob Pinkston, Alex Black, Brooke Marie Bridges, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner, Kendre Berry, Kim Sava

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Episode 6

Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees

Oct 24, 200425m

Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie tries to keep his perfect attendance record in tact with help from Lisa. Moze tries to get sick and miss her speech in Social Studies. Not succeding, Moze must make her speech but finds out it is easier than she thought. Spelling Bee: Cookie is the only one with a chance to beat the dreaded Killer Bees. With an easy spell at the spelling bee, will it be Ned who beats the Killer Bees? Moze copes with sitting by Mr. Gross after spelling a word wrong.

Episode credits

Directed by Adam WeissmanWritten by Joe FallonGuest stars Daran Norris, Don Creech, Vincent Martella, Willie Gault, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Van Earl Wright, Alex Black

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Episode 7

Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day

Nov 7, 200424m

Rumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see if a rumored "atomic flush" is true, and Ned develops a plan for it. Photo Day: It's Photo Day at James Polk. Ned gives Moze a crash course on how to take a good picture, and Cookie holds auditions for someone to take his picture for him.

Episode credits

Directed by Fred SavageWritten by Lazar Saric, Joe FallonGuest stars Daran Norris, Don Creech, Vincent Martella, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Loni Love, Dave Florek, Alex Black

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Episode 8

Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections

Nov 28, 200425mmid season

School Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he'd be great. Ned tries to drop out by vandalizing, starting food fights, and that. It comes down to the undecided vote, Coconut Head! Now its a mission to find out who he will vote for. Talent Show: Ned and Cookie create "Talentpalooza" when kids are excluded from the school talent show. Moze must decide which of her many talents would be good for the show. Cookie gets people out of the regular talent show and into "Talentpalooza" which gets the principal mad.

Episode credits

Directed by Jonathan WinfreyWritten by Scott Fellows, Lazar SaricGuest stars Daran Norris, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Dave Florek, Alex Black, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann, Brooke Marie Bridges

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Episode 9

Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks

Jan 2, 200523m

Computer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and Moze disguise themselves to get back in the lab. Backpack: Ned needs a new backpack after his breaks so he goes to Backpack Boy for help. Moze loses her backpack so she needs to find it before somebody reads her personal diary. Cookie creates the "bodypack" so he doesn't need a backpack, but it backfires on him due to Loomer.

Episode credits

Directed by Fred SavageWritten by Mike Preister, Rick GroelGuest stars Daran Norris, Spencer Locke, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Dave Allen, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner

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Episode 10

Guide to: Notes & Best Friends

Jan 9, 200525m

Notes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone else so they plot revenge. Cookie finds joy in forging notes, but danger comes when he leads the teachers to the forgers "domain". Best Friends: Moze continues her search for a new best friend with a quiz and whoever matches up closely is meant for her. But Moze ends up joining the Huge Crew. The Killer Bees recruit Cookie which puts Ned and Cookie's friendship to the test. Ned tries to find a new best friend in place of Cookie.

Episode credits

Directed by Paul HoenWritten by Scott Fellows, Lazar SaricGuest stars Don Creech, Spencer Locke, Willie Gault, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Van Earl Wright, Alex Black, Steve Bannos

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Episode 11

Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym

Feb 5, 200525m

Daydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend Ned a hand, along with super agent Moze and Tech Wizard Cookie. Gym: Moze and Ned spar in martial arts and Ned gets thrown for a loop. So now Ned practices to beat Moze, after being humiliated by being beaten by a girl. Cookie must pass Derga's gym requirements so he does Seth's homework in return for Seth to do Cookie's laps for him.

Episode credits

Directed by Joe MenendezWritten by Scott Fellows, Lazar SaricGuest stars Don Creech, Spencer Locke, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Loni Love, Dave Allen, Alex Black, Tylor Chase

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Episode 12

Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies

Feb 12, 200525m

Cheaters: Ned must decide if he's going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze's work so Moze develops a plan to get Bitsy in trouble. Cookie develops a system for studying and is accused of cheating which leads him to take his test without any tools, proving a point to the teacher. Bullies: Loomer is looking for Ned and Cookie, they decide to make a stand. Moze and Claire start Peer Mediation to help with problems at school The only problem is that they cannot find a teacher worthy of leading Peer Mediation. But when they find him, it is too late to stop Ned and Lumer's fight?

Episode credits

Directed by Chip FieldsWritten by Mike Preister, Rick GroelGuest stars Daran Norris, Don Creech, Spencer Locke, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Loni Love, Dave Florek, Kyle Swann

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Episode 13

Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus

Feb 19, 200524mfinale

Emergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party an emergency drill distracts him. Eventually, Ned gets to ask Suzie and she accepts. The only problem is Ned can't go to the party because he, Cookie, and Moze are trapped in Gordy's extra supply locker. Late Bus: When bus number 9 breaks down, all the kids are stuck waiting for another bus. Loomer makes a deal with Ned that he won't bully him for an entire year if Ned helps him get Moze's attention. Meanwhile, Cookie is leading a "Cookie's Late Bus After School Tour" in which he shows kids what teachers do after hours. We see Coach Dirga crying over a soap opera, and the worst possible thing ever, a teacher rap group taught by Lil' Romeo. Also, Moze makes friends with another Jennifer, but finds out it's her last day. And what we have seen, this may lead to a friendship between Moze and Suzie Crabgrass.

Episode credits

Directed by Fred SavageWritten by Joe Fallon, Rick GroelGuest stars Daran Norris, Don Creech, Romeo, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Loni Love, Dave Florek, Dave Allen

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Episode information updated Jul 23, 2026

More about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Cast

Devon WerkheiserNed Bigby

Lindsey ShawJennifer 'Moze' Mosely

Daniel Curtis LeeSimon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook

Jim J. BullockMr. Monroe

Daran NorrisGordy

Don CreechMr. Sweeney

Rob PinkstonCoconut Head

Meshach TaylorMr. Wright

Credits

Created by: Scott Fellows
Written by: Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric, Rick Groel, Mike Preister, Eddie Guzelian, Frank Berin, Joe Fallon, Gene Grillo, Cynthia True, Vince Cheung, Adam Beechen, Ben Montanio, Ron Holsey

Production details

Status: Ended
Series type: Scripted
Episodes: 55
Original language: English

Networks & production

NickelodeonUnited States
ApolloProScreen FilmproduktionGermany
Dolphin EntertainmentUnited States
Jack Mackie Pictures
Nickelodeon ProductionsUnited States

Themes

breaking the fourth wallfriendshiphilariousinformativenostalgicplayfulschoolsitcom

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