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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

2004TV-Y73 seasons8.5 / 10

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

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Synopsis

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

Season 3 episodes

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Episode 1

Guide to: New Grade & Dodgeball

Sep 24, 200624m

New Grade: Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know the new no-braces, non-sniffling Lisa Zemo. <p> Dodgeball: Ned must battle the dark side, Loomer and his ‘secret weapon’ in a dodgeball game, and he must do it without Moze, the best player in school!

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Directed by Savage Steve HollandWritten by Scott Fellows, Eddie GuzelianGuest stars Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Alex Black, Mo Collins, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos

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Episode 2

Guide to: Reading & Principals

Oct 1, 200624m

Reading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it. Principals: Principal Pal is retiring. It’s up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replacement, or VP Crubbs will get the job.

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Directed by Jonathan JudgeWritten by Lazar Saric, Frank BerinGuest stars Don Creech, Meshach Taylor, Carlie Casey, John Bliss, Alex Black, Mo Collins, Kyle Swann, Rachel Sibner

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Episode 3

Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out

Oct 15, 200624m

A new popularity list is posted – Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top 10, but she does not like being popular; Cookie tries to find the list maker so that he can be made more popular. Ned becomes stressed that Suzie has another boyfriend; Moze becomes stressed that she will end up like iTeacher; Cookie competes with his rival Evelyn Kwong for the best test grade.

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Directed by David KendallWritten by Scott Fellows, Lazar SaricGuest stars Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Carlie Casey, Alex Black, Mo Collins, Tylor Chase, Christian Serratos

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Episode 4

Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play

Oct 22, 200624m

Ned, Moze and Cookie must make it to the bus on time; Suzie moves into Ned's locker, which messes with his dismissal routine; Moze and all the other girls are forced to wait to use the bathroom; Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn Kwong and must avoid her. The school puts on a production of Romeo and Juliet; Ned is determined to stop Spencer, who is playing Romeo, from kissing Suzie, who is playing Juliet; Moze, the stage manager, is determined to stop Ned and keep the play on track; Cookie helps Ned so that he can get the role of Romeo.

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Directed by Joe MenendezWritten by Scott Fellows, Eddie GuzelianGuest stars Corbin Bleu, Rob Pinkston, Carlie Casey, Dave Allen, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos, Kendre Berry

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Episode 5

Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies

Oct 29, 200624m

The kids set up a Halloween party at Polk, and Principal Pal is thought to be dead after he enters the haunted hall. Polk becomes a Halloween nightmare, where Ned is a vampire, Cookie is a werewolf, Moze is a ghost, and Gordy is a zombie.

Episode credits

Directed by Savage Steve HollandWritten by Scott Fellows, Lazar SaricGuest stars Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, John Bliss, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner, Teo Olivares

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Episode 6

Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found

Nov 5, 200624m

Ned draws an abstract piece of art, which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady', leading to a cause célèbre; Moze tries photography and creates photos of other people's personal moments; Cookie gets 6th graders to make him keybowls. Ned finds a pair of Carmelo Anthony signed sneakers that he wants to claim, but Moze tries to find the shoes' real owner; Moze tries to find her stuffed animal that she lost in sixth grade; Cookie tries to find his MP3 player which has an embarrassing song he recorded on it.

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Directed by Savage Steve HollandWritten by Ben Montanio, Frank Berin, Vince CheungGuest stars Carmelo Anthony, Meshach Taylor, Carlie Casey, Cameron Monaghan, Alex Black, Lusia Strus, Kyle Swann, Brooke Marie Bridges

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Episode 7

Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment

Nov 12, 200624m

Ned becomes project partners with Moze, who becomes jealous when he begins spending too much time with Suzie; Cookie is stuck with Evelyn Kwong as a social studies partner. Ned is subject to forms of embarrassment such as tooting, burping, and the water fountain squirting on his pants; Moze tries to talk to a foreign student, Faymen, but ends up embarrassing herself; Cookie constantly gets pantsed.

Episode credits

Directed by Joe MenendezWritten by Scott Fellows, Frank BerinGuest stars Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Carlie Casey, John Bliss, Alex Black, Vinicius Zorin-Machado, Steve Bannos

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Episode 8

Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days

Nov 26, 200624mmid season

Ned tries to get to school early so he can get rid of a note he wrote to Suzie that says "I love you", but the bus driver is distressed over his own recent break-up; Moze tries to get a seat next to Faymen on the bus; Cookie must try to get to school after he misses the bus, or rather, the bus misses him. Ned tries to break out of school to get a free haircut; Moze tries to please Faymen with her hair, and ultimately seeks out Missy's help; Cookie tries to get Lisa Zemo to notice his mustache hair.

Episode credits

Directed by Savage Steve HollandWritten by Rick Groel, Cynthia TrueGuest stars Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Carlie Casey, Dave Florek, Dave Allen, Alex Black, Vinicius Zorin-Machado, Tylor Chase

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Episode 9

Guide to: Revenge & School Records

Jan 15, 200724m

Revenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." All the kids start to ask him to get revenge for them. A girl named Stacey wants revenge on Moze and the Wolf volleyball team. School Records: Ned wants to beat the hallway speed record, he runs into Crubbs. Crubbs marks Ned's permanent record. Cookie loses his perfect attendance award. Moze tries to beat the school record for the most school records in sport.

Episode credits

Directed by David KendallWritten by Lazar Saric, Rick GroelGuest stars Don Creech, Corbin Bleu, Rob Pinkston, Carlie Casey, Tylor Chase, Lusia Strus, Kyle Swann, Brooke Marie Bridges

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Episode 10

Guide to: The Library & Volunteering

Jan 27, 200724m

The Library: Ned and Cookie must solve the mystery of their missing library books; Moze "befriends" a girl in order to get a book she needs for a book report. Volunteering: Ned volunteers at a nursing home and shows an old lady around Polk; Moze volunteers to clean up the school back entrance with the help of Loomer, Crony and Buzz; Cookie competes with Evelyn Kwong in the school store.

Episode credits

Directed by Savage Steve HollandWritten by Lazar Saric, Frank BerinGuest stars Judy Tenuta, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, John Bliss, Alex Black, Kyle Swann, Connie Sawyer, Rachel Sibner

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Episode 11

Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving

Feb 3, 200724m

Hallway: Ned becomes the hall monitor and lets people in violation get off the hook, which leads the students believing that they can get away with anything in the halls; Moze tries to use hallway time to talk to Faymen; Cookie becomes the hallway traffic reporter. Friends Moving: Ned becomes concerned for his safety after the events of the previous episode, so he starts carrying around a pillow, or a "cushion protector" as he calls it; Moze tries to stop Faymen from leaving; Cookie tells Evelyn Kwong he is leaving for Hawaii, so everyone becomes convinced he is leaving; Suzie moves away, much to Ned's surprise and disappointment.

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Directed by Dan CoffieWritten by Scott Fellows, Adam BeechenGuest stars Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Alex Black, Vinicius Zorin-Machado, Tylor Chase, Lusia Strus, Richard Cansino, Kyle Swann

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Episode 12

Guide to: Boys & Girls

Feb 10, 200724m

Cellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue how to use. Cookie wears a jacket covered in 33 cellphones in attempt to win a Mustang Convertible from a local radio station.Woodshop: Ned and Cookie blow up the art room, and have to switch to woodshop. Moze is entering a woodshop competition. Ned keeps overhearing Moze and thinks she is talking about her feelings for him. Cookie is on the run from a killer saw named "Christine".

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Directed by Chip FieldsWritten by Rick Groel, Frank BerinGuest stars Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann, Aimee Teegarden, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner, Teo Olivares

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Episode 13

Guide to: Cell Phones & Woodshop

Feb 17, 200724m

Episode Summary Coming Soon...

Episode credits

Directed by David KendallWritten by Scott Fellows, Rick GroelGuest stars Don Creech, Dave Florek, Vinicius Zorin-Machado, Tylor Chase, Christian Serratos, Reccie Canon, Hamilton Mitchell, Adam Conway

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Episode 14

Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit

Feb 24, 200724m

Getting Organized: Ned's locker is a mess, and his brain is too! With the help of Mr. Sweeney, he needs to get organized. Moze and Cookie's favorite snack has been replaced by Powdered Mini Donuts in the vending machine, and they need to work together to get their favorite snack back. Extra Credit: Ned needs to get at least a B- or his mom will get really mad at him. Unfortunately, his average is a C+ in all classes. When asking his teachers how to bump his grade up, they all say the same thing: Extra Credit. Now he needs to complete four Extra Credit Assignments in just a few days. Meanwhile,Moze wants her mark bumped up to an A+, so she designs a very large Volcano and Cookie gets a Credit card that is to be used for emergencies, but he uses it for general purposes.

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Directed by Dan CoffieWritten by Scott Fellows, Eddie GuzelianGuest stars Don Creech, Josh Server, John Bliss, Mo Collins, Lusia Strus, Kyle Swann, Brooke Marie Bridges, Rich Ceraulo Ko

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Episode 15

Guide to: Fundraising & Competition

Mar 10, 200724m

Ned and Cookie must raise money in different ways after they eat all of the chocolate they were supposed to sell for school fundraising; Moze cannot seem to sell her last chocolate bar. Ned teams up with Missy to battle Loomer in a Social Studies competition; Moze must find a new rival now that Suzie has moved away; Cookie fakes his way to become Lisa's salsa dance partner for a dance competition.

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Directed by Fred SavageWritten by Lazar Saric, Rick GroelGuest stars Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Carlie Casey, John Bliss, Alex Black, Mo Collins, Lusia Strus, Kyle Swann

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Episode 16

Guide to: Making New Friends & Positives and Negatives

Mar 24, 200724m

Making New Friends: Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel. Positives and Negatives: Ned tries to cheer up the most negative kid in school, Moze finds out Faymen's kisses lack spark and Cookie tries to zap Loomer with static electricity

Episode credits

Directed by Savage Steve HollandWritten by Scott Fellows, Rick GroelGuest stars Don Creech, Fabio, Rob Pinkston, Carlie Casey, Alex Black, Vinicius Zorin-Machado, Tylor Chase, Lusia Strus

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Episode 17

Guide to: Money & Parties

Apr 7, 200724m

The trio need to raise money for a music festival; Ned borrows money from Missy that he must work off to pay her back; Moze gets her money from hard work; Cookie tries to get money from entertainment. Ned goes to Seth's party with Missy and tries to ditch her when Suzie unexpectedly shows up; Moze tries to kiss Ned to determine if she'll see sparks; Cookie is not invited, so he sneaks in as the girl named Simone.

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Directed by Marcus WagnerWritten by Scott Fellows, Eddie GuzelianGuest stars Rob Pinkston, Carlie Casey, Alex Black, Vinicius Zorin-Machado, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner, Gregor Collins

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Episode 18

Guide to: Spring Fever & School Newspaper

May 5, 200724m

Guide to: Spring Fever and School Newspaper is an episode of the Nickelodeon television series Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.

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Directed by David KendallWritten by Lazar Saric, Ron HolseyGuest stars Jim J. Bullock, Alan Thicke, Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Carlie Casey, Loni Love, Dave Florek, Alex Black

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Episode 19

Guide to: Health & Jealousy

May 12, 200724m

Ned suffers from an embarrassing itch; Moze tries to clean up the resuscitation dummy, but she throws it out the window and buries it, and Cookie thinks that it was Faymen; Cookie also is suffering from mood swings. Ned and Moze pretend to date to free Ned from Missy's jealous rage; Seth, Faymen and Loomer fight over Moze; Cookie attempts to make Lisa Zemo jealous by pretending to go out with another girl, but instead, it makes Evelyn Kwong jealous.

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Directed by Lazar SaricWritten by Rick Groel, Eddie GuzelianGuest stars Jim J. Bullock, Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Carlie Casey, Dave Florek, Alex Black, Vinicius Zorin-Machado, Kyle Swann

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Episode 20

Guide to: Tests & When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else

Jun 2, 200724m

Ned studies for three tests on the same day with the help of the school's geeks and becomes a geek himself in the process; Moze takes a test to see if Ned or Faymen is right for her and Faymen gets all perfect scores and Ned as a geek gets all zeroes; Cookie gives Evelyn Kwong a "test" to prove that they are incompatible and she decides to date Seth instead. Ned tries to confess to Moze that he likes her; Moze must decide between Ned and Faymen, while Faymen has a decide whether or not to go back to Brazil; Cookie eliminates all of Lisa Zemo's other admirers so that he can spend time with her; in a surprise ending reveal, Suzie has moved back to Polk.

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Directed by Gary StellaWritten by Scott Fellows, Lazar SaricGuest stars Jim J. Bullock, Don Creech, Rob Pinkston, Alex Black, Vinicius Zorin-Machado, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos

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Episode 21

Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, & Weasels

Jun 8, 200748m

On a museum field trip, Ned, Moze, and Cookie sneak in despite being banned by Vice-Principal Crubbs after forging a permission slip. Ned tries to avoid Crubbs while spending time with Suzie; Moze searches for the Wild Boy as Loomer pursues her; and Cookie adopts the “Steel Eagle” persona to impress Lisa. Chaos erupts as they’re chased by Crubbs, guards, and samurai actors. Ned ends up posing as the museum’s Wild Boy and ultimately chooses Moze over Suzie—they kiss and start dating, while Suzie returns to Loomer. When thieves target the Wild Boy painting, the trio alert security and stop them, earning Cookie a date with Lisa. Meanwhile at school, Gordy and teachers wreck the building trying to catch a weasel, only to spare it after discovering it has babies. Note: This is a double-length episode.

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Directed by Savage Steve HollandWritten by Scott Fellows, Lazar SaricGuest stars Don Creech, Willie Gault, Rob Pinkston, Meshach Taylor, Carlie Casey, Loni Love, John Bliss, Dave Florek

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Episode 22

Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels (2)

Jun 8, 200724mfinale

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Directed by Savage Steve HollandWritten by Scott Fellows, Lazar SaricGuest stars Don Creech, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner, Teo Olivares, Steve Bannos, Kelli Dawn Hancock, Kevin M. Horton

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Episode information updated Jul 22, 2026

More about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Cast

Devon WerkheiserNed Bigby

Lindsey ShawJennifer 'Moze' Mosely

Daniel Curtis LeeSimon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook

Jim J. BullockMr. Monroe

Daran NorrisGordy

Don CreechMr. Sweeney

Rob PinkstonCoconut Head

Meshach TaylorMr. Wright

Credits

Created by: Scott Fellows
Written by: Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric, Rick Groel, Mike Preister, Eddie Guzelian, Frank Berin, Joe Fallon, Gene Grillo, Cynthia True, Vince Cheung, Adam Beechen, Ben Montanio, Ron Holsey

Production details

Status: Ended
Series type: Scripted
Episodes: 55
Original language: English

Networks & production

NickelodeonUnited States
ApolloProScreen FilmproduktionGermany
Dolphin EntertainmentUnited States
Jack Mackie Pictures
Nickelodeon ProductionsUnited States

Themes

breaking the fourth wallfriendshiphilariousinformativenostalgicplayfulschoolsitcom

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