Jerri Blank is a former prostitute and junkie whore who returns to high school as a 46-year-old freshman at Flatpoint High. Jerri ran away from home and became 'a boozer, a user, and a loser' after dropping out as a teenager, supporting her drug habits through prostitution, stripping, and larceny. She has been to prison several times, the last time because she 'stole the TV'. At home, Jerri's father Guy is comatose, although he seems perfectly capable of amazing feats. Her stepmother Sara is vain and bitter, and stepbrother Derrick is a bullying jock. Jerri tries to do things the right way but always ends up learning the wrong lesson. Her hijinks often involve, either directly or indirectly, neurotic history teacher Chuck Noblet and his secret lover, sensitive art teacher Geoffrey Jellineck.
Jerri Blank is a former prostitute and junkie whore who returns to high school as a 46-year-old freshman at Flatpoint High. Jerri ran away from home and became 'a boozer, a user, and a loser' after dropping out as a teenager, supporting her drug habits through prostitution, stripping, and larceny. She has been to prison several times, the last time because she 'stole the TV'. At home, Jerri's father Guy is comatose, although he seems perfectly capable of amazing feats. Her stepmother Sara is vain and bitter, and stepbrother Derrick is a bullying jock. Jerri tries to do things the right way but always ends up learning the wrong lesson. Her hijinks often involve, either directly or indirectly, neurotic history teacher Chuck Noblet and his secret lover, sensitive art teacher Geoffrey Jellineck.
After deflowering a male classmate, Jerri finds out that she has contracted a series of STDs (syphillis infested with crabs which are carrying gonorrhea) and must inform all her partners of her discovery. Meanwhile, Mr. Jellineck and Mr. Noblet have problems concealing their own bout with a particularly noticeable STD.
Directed by Peter LauerWritten by Paul Dinello, Amy SedarisGuest stars Deborah Rush, Larc Spies, Maria Thayer, Jack Ferver, Bernie McInerney, Derek Richardson, Sanjiv Jhaveri, Joseph Culliton
Told in her art class to photograph something that represents freedom, Jerri creates a nude self-portrait which is immediately banned by the principal. So Jerri goes on a hunger strike.
Directed by Juan José CampanellaWritten by Paul Dinello, Amy SedarisGuest stars Deborah Rush, Larc Spies, Orlando Pabotoy, Dylan Baker, Peter Hans Benson, Ryan Patrick Bachand, Victor Mastroianni
When Jerri discovers her American Indian heritage, she attends a camp run by a councilor who teaches adopted Indian children about aspects of their culture, such as alcoholism and gambling.
Directed by Juan José CampanellaWritten by Paul Dinello, Amy SedarisGuest stars Deborah Rush, Larc Spies, Orlando Pabotoy, Will Ferrell, Todd Swenson, Andy Richter, Michael Cruz, Lance White Magpie
Jerri and class hunk Laird are having a fling, but he is insistent on keeping it a secret. So Jerri finds herself forced to hide out in odd places like Laird's locker, the trunk of his car, a trash can, etc., so they can continue their secret rendezvous. Meanwhile, Jerri's stepmother experiences relationship troubles with Stew, prompting an unusual bonding moment between stepmother and stepdaughter.
Directed by Peter LauerWritten by Paul Dinello, Amy SedarisGuest stars Deborah Rush, Larc Spies, Maria Thayer, Justin Daniel, Chris Carmack, Brian Keeler, Jake Patellis, David Pasquesi
Jerri's new daddy Stew starts to act very strangely, which makes Jerri reluctant to bring him to class for Occupation Week.
Directed by Peter LauerWritten by Paul Dinello, Amy SedarisGuest stars Deborah Rush, Larc Spies, Orlando Pabotoy, Maria Thayer, Carolyn Popp, David Pasquesi, Heather Matarazzo, David Cross
Jerri joins the track team, but years of hard living have taken their toll on her physique. She turns to supplements of a most dubious nature to improve her performance, and the results surprise everyone at Flatpoint.
Directed by Juan José CampanellaWritten by Paul Dinello, Amy SedarisGuest stars Deborah Rush, Larc Spies, Virginia Williams, Andy Richter, Erin Cottrell, Carla Greene, James Saito, Dolores Duffy
At the bequest of Mr. Noblet, Jerri takes over an advice column formerly penned by Mr. Jellineck, which results in diabolical intentions on Geoffrey's part towards Chuck, and anger from nearly everyone in Flatpoint High towards Jerri.
Directed by Juan José CampanellaWritten by Paul Dinello, Amy SedarisGuest stars Deborah Rush, Larc Spies, Sophina Brown, Kelly Hutchinson, Pascale Armand, Eunice Wong, Joshua Harto, Marcel Simoneau
Sexual Harrasment (aka There Once Was a Blank from Nantucket)
25m
Jerri is asked out at a school wrestling game, but the boy later takes back his offer because other boys are saying mean sexual things to Jerri and she does nothing about it. So Tamela tells her she was a victim of sexual harassment and she needs to stick up for herself. Jerri later starts liking another guy, but is afraid it will end soon because of the other guys harassing her.
Directed by Peter LauerWritten by Paul Dinello, Stephen Colbert, Amy SedarisGuest stars Deborah Rush, Larc Spies, Orlando Pabotoy, Maria Thayer, Nicole Dalton, Kelly Hutchinson, Dolores Duffy, Larry Marshall
A new student comes to Flatpoint High, who turns out to be a bully who everyone is afraid of. When Jerri stops a fight with the bully and her friend Tammy, the bully schedules a fight for after school. Everyone keeps telling Jerri that she shouldn't fight and find peace, but Jerri feels she should live by the street code and fight. Geoffry gets a bully of his own when a homosexual hater substitute confronts him.
Directed by Peter LauerWritten by Paul Dinello, Amy SedarisGuest stars Deborah Rush, Orlando Pabotoy, Maria Thayer, Dolores Duffy, Ross Bickell, Natalie Blalock, Callie Thorne, Elan Rivera
Winona Ryder stars as Fran, the coolest girl in school, who makes a bet that she can make Jerri so cool that even Brent Brooks (Paul Rudd) will ask her out.
Directed by Juan José CampanellaWritten by Paul Dinello, Amy SedarisGuest stars Deborah Rush, Larc Spies, Orlando Pabotoy, Maria Thayer, Winona Ryder, Kelly Hutchinson, Dolores Duffy, Virginia Williams
