TV series
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Checked Jul 22, 2026
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Don ReoGuest stars Mimi Rogers, Brit Morgan, Alem Brhan Sapp, Grant Geissman, Michael Bolton, Sophie Winkleman, Judy Greer
Episode 2
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don ReoGuest stars Mimi Rogers, Patton Oswalt, Talyan Wright, Sophie Winkleman
Episode 3
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Don ReoGuest stars Chasty Ballesteros, Bre Blair, Sophie Winkleman, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 4
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie Gorodetsky, Alissa NeubauerGuest stars Miley Cyrus
Episode 5
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Susan McMartin, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Chuck LorreGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Dorian Brown Pham, Alex McKenna, Jenny Robinson, Amanda Walsh, Rebecca McFarland, Adamo Palladino, Sophie Winkleman
Episode 6
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max SearleGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Sophie Winkleman
Episode 7
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie Gorodetsky, Gemma BakerGuest stars Miley Cyrus, Rico E. Anderson, Lindsay Price, Bradley Snedeker
Episode 8
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Steven Krueger, Tricia O'Kelley, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 9
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Reo, Steve TompkinsGuest stars April Bowlby, Jim Marshall, Robert Clotworthy, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 10
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins, Alissa NeubauerGuest stars Brooke D'Orsay, Rebecca Marshall
Episode 11
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Max Searle, Matt Ross, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Patton Oswalt, Brooke D'Orsay, Joel Murray, Wayne Wilderson, Layla Crawford, Todd Stanton, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 12
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Steve Tompkins, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Reo, Susan McMartinGuest stars Steven Krueger, Brooke D'Orsay, Joel Murray, Wayne Wilderson, Martin Mull
Episode 13
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Gemma Baker, Alissa NeubauerGuest stars Brooke D'Orsay, Sofia Mattsson, Madison Riley, Jared Murillo, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 14
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Susan McMartin, Don Reo, Eddie Gorodetsky, Steve TompkinsGuest stars Patton Oswalt, Willie Garson, Meredith Giangrande, Erika J. Othen, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 15
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max SearleGuest stars Jaime Pressly
Episode 16
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Alissa Neubauer, Steve TompkinsGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Brooke D'Orsay, Charles Malik Whitfield, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 17
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie Gorodetsky, Gemma Baker, Nick BakayGuest stars Elizabeth Bogush, Elaine Hendrix, Alicia Coppola, Judy Greer, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 18
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins, Alissa NeubauerGuest stars Jamie Hill, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 19
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Reo, Gemma Baker, Susan McMartinGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Mikaela Hoover, Jelly Howie, Kelly Rohrbach Walton, Ryan Stiles
Episode 20
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max SearleGuest stars Jaime Pressly, Scott Bakula, Emily Osment
Episode 21
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Steve Tompkins, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Reo, Nick BakayGuest stars Jessica Lundy, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 22
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Gemma Baker, Matt SearleGuest stars Amanda Detmer, George Coe, Julie Berman, Arianna Gomez
Episode 23
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Susan McMartin, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie Gorodetsky, Alissa NeubauerGuest stars Marilu Henner, Hilary Duff
Episode information updated Jul 23, 2026
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Charlie SheenCharlie Harper
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Angus T. JonesJake Harper
Amber TamblynJenny
Conchata FerrellBerta
Holland TaylorEvelyn Harper
Marin HinkleJudith Harper
CBSUnited States
Warner Bros. TelevisionUnited States
Chuck Lorre ProductionsUnited States
