TV series
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Checked Jul 22, 2026
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Susan McMartin, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve TompkinsGuest stars Kelly Sry, Lilah Richcreek Estrada
Episode 2
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Alissa Neubauer, Jeff LowellGuest stars Shanti Lowry, Jett Dunlap, Carl Reiner, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 3
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Matt SearleGuest stars Edie McClurg, Kimberly Hébert Gregory, Jennifer Chang
Episode 4
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Susan McMartin, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve TompkinsGuest stars Jennifer Aspen, Molly Stanton, Nicole Travolta, Tara Perry, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 5
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Steve Tompkins, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Alissa Neubauer, Jeff Lowell, Jim VallelyGuest stars Marianne Chambers, Camila Greenberg, Tiffany Panhilason, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 6
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jon Cryer, Susan McMartin, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Jeff Lowell, Tim KelleherGuest stars Mimi Rogers, Lynda Carter, Carrie Russo
Episode 7
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Steve Tompkins, Jeff Lowell, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max SearleGuest stars Madison Dylan, Spencer Locke, Jeff Probst, Kim Shaw, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 8
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Steve Tompkins, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Susan McMartin, Saladin K. PattersonGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Brian Stepanek, Elizabeth Tatus, D. B. Sweeney, Niklas Houmann, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 9
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Tim Kelleher, Nathan Chetty, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Jim Vallely, Saladin K. PattersonGuest stars Paula Marshall, Kate Miner, Craig Gellis, Jennifer Courtemanche
Episode 10
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jeff Lowell, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max Searle, Saladin K. PattersonGuest stars Paula Marshall, Diane Farr, Aly Michalka
Episode 11
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Vallely, Jeff Lowell, Tim Kelleher, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve TompkinsGuest stars Aly Michalka, Odette Annable, Clark Duke
Episode 12
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Leslie Schapira, Susan McMartin, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Matt SearleGuest stars Jeff Probst, Odette Annable, Brooke Lyons, Austin Rogers, Marion Ross, Skyler Yeast, Jim Marshall, Kimberly Brooks
Episode 13
Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Vallely, Jeff Lowell, Tim Kelleher, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve TompkinsGuest stars Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence, Garry Marshall, Jonathan Palmer, Maria Zyrianova, Andrea Carlisle, Carl Reiner
Episode 14
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Maria Espada, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins, Susan McMartin, Saladin K. PattersonGuest stars Aly Michalka, Elle Evans, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 15
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Vallely, Tim Kelleher, Jim Patterson, Matt Searle, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max SearleGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Aly Michalka, David Grant Wright, Melissa Denton, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 16
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Vallely, Saladin K. Patterson, Leslie Schapira, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Jeff LowellGuest stars Odette Annable, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Kimberly Brooks, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 17
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max Searle, Tim KelleherGuest stars Aly Michalka, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 18
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Susan McMartin, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max Searle, Jeff LowellGuest stars Brooke D'Orsay, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 19
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jeff Lowell, Max Searle, Matt Ross, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve TompkinsGuest stars Brooke D'Orsay, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Mila Kunis, Blake Bertrand, Shane Roney, Judah Nelson, Sophie Guest, Isabella Kai
Episode 20
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Steve Tompkins, Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Jim Vallely, Tim KelleherGuest stars Ken Davitian, Jamie Luner, Alex Kapp Horner, Sandra Purpuro, Amy Pietz, Tammy Tavares, Jane Lynch
Episode 21
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Max Searle, Matt Ross, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins, Susan McMartinGuest stars Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Diedrich Bader, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 22
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Vallely, Tim Kelleher, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max Searle, Steve Tompkins, Jeff LowellGuest stars Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Artt Butler, Brad Paisley, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode information updated Jul 23, 2026
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Charlie SheenCharlie Harper
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Angus T. JonesJake Harper
Amber TamblynJenny
Conchata FerrellBerta
Holland TaylorEvelyn Harper
Marin HinkleJudith Harper
CBSUnited States
Warner Bros. TelevisionUnited States
Chuck Lorre ProductionsUnited States
