TV series
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Checked Sep 5, 2026
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Directed by Ted WassWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Mark RobertsGuest stars Brian Turk, Kris Iyer, Monica Young
Episode 2
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Directed by Ted WassWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers, Don FosterGuest stars Janeane Garofalo, Holly Meowy, Jennifer O'Dell, Bryan Ryman, Michael Potter
Episode 3
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
Directed by Ted WassWritten by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck LorreGuest stars Paige Peterson, Ming-Na Wen, Kimberly Quinn, Kurt Scholler, J.J. Rodgers, Jud Tylor
Episode 4
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Susan Beavers, Mark RobertsGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Ming-Na Wen, Anna Graves, Jane Lynch, Emmanuelle Vaugier
Episode 5
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Ming-Na Wen, Ernie Grunwald, Matt McKenzie, Elijah Michael Lee
Episode 6
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Susan BeaversGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Ming-Na Wen, Richard V. Licata, Jeanine Giovanni
Episode 7
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Directed by Ted WassWritten by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck LorreGuest stars Robert Wagner, Jennifer Bini Taylor
Episode 8
Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Directed by Ted WassWritten by Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan BeaversGuest stars Ion Overman, Richard Kind, Gregg Marx, Tina Morasco, Kate Luyben, Alexandra Gold Jourden
Episode 9
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Directed by Jean SagalWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Robert Wagner, Jenny McCarthy
Episode 10
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Directed by Ted WassWritten by Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan BeaversGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Laura McLauchlin, Justine Eyre
Episode 11
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Don Foster, Susan Beavers, Mark RobertsGuest stars Eve Gordon, Gracie Maddox, Kimberly Quinn, Sandra Robinson
Episode 12
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan BeaversGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Cerina Vincent, Sun Park
Episode 13
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck LorreGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Christina Moore, Ryan Stiles
Episode 14
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark RobertsGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Hayley Erin, Kathryn Gordon, Jamison Haase, Carrie Reichenbach
Episode 15
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Mark RobertsGuest stars Barry Livingston, Mikki Padilla, Anastasia Roark, Andrea Bogart, Clint Carmichael, Alison Shanks, Henry Dittman, Keena Ferguson
Episode 16
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Directed by Joel ZwickWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don FosterGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Robert Wagner, Steve Tom, Jenny McCarthy
Episode 17
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Directed by Jeff MelmanWritten by Sarah Goldfinger, Evan Dunsky, Carol Mendelsohn, Naren ShankarGuest stars Robert Wagner, George Eads, Jamie Rose, Michael Lowry, Hope Allen, Ping Wu, Carrie Reichenbach, John Burke
Episode 18
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Directed by Jon CryerWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark RobertsGuest stars Susan Blakely, Jack Plotnick, Coby Ryan McLaughlin
Episode 19
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
Directed by Jeff MelmanWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Chuck LorreGuest stars Susan Blakely, Rib Hillis, Virginia Williams, Coby Ryan McLaughlin, Jane Lynch
Episode information updated Sep 17, 2026
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Charlie SheenCharlie Harper
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Angus T. JonesJake Harper
Amber TamblynJenny
Conchata FerrellBerta
Holland TaylorEvelyn Harper
Marin HinkleJudith Harper
CBSUnited States
Warner Bros. TelevisionUnited States
Chuck Lorre ProductionsUnited States
