TV series
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Checked Jul 22, 2026
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1
In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts, Don FosterGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Meeghan Holaway, Aaron Refvem, Martin Mull, Brendan Patrick Connor, Matthew J. Cates, Clint Culp, Rena Sofer
Episode 2
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan BeaversGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Lisa Jay, Ryan Stiles
Episode 3
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
Directed by Jean SagalWritten by Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre, Mark RobertsGuest stars Helena Mattsson, Bridget Flanery, Nikita Ager, Chet Grissom
Episode 4
Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Kelly Stables
Episode 5
Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.
Directed by Jean SagalWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don FosterGuest stars Alicia Witt, Jana Ramsey
Episode 6
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Mark RobertsGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Jenn Liu, Mikki Padilla, Sacheen Padilla, Shantel Wislawski, Denise Loveday, Austin Kane, Ryan Stiles
Episode 7
Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Don FosterGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Brittney Powell, Daya Vaidya, Robert Clotworthy, Ryan Stiles
Episode 8
Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.
Directed by Jeff MelmanWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor
Episode 9
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
Directed by Jeff MelmanWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan BeaversGuest stars Bellamy Young, Michael Clarke Duncan, Justin Alston, Tinashe
Episode 10
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.
Directed by Jeff MelmanWritten by Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Jon Polito, Bob Levitan, Jamal Thomas, Kelly Stables
Episode 11
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.
Directed by Jeff Melman, Chuck LorreWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Emilio Estevez, James Earl Jones, Charlie Dell, Tamara Knausz, Cazzy Golomb
Episode 12
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
Directed by Jeff MelmanWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Chuck LorreGuest stars Carol Kane, Robert Clotworthy, Emily Rose, Lillian Adams, Robert Clotworthy, Kelly Stables
Episode 13
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.
Directed by Jeff MelmanWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Iqbal Theba, Ryan Stiles
Episode 14
Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.
Directed by Jeff MelmanWritten by Jim Patterson, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Carol Kane, John Carney, Kelly Stables
Episode 15
Charlie ends up in couples counseling.
Directed by Jeff MelmanWritten by Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, Susan Beavers, Don FosterGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor, Jane Lynch
Episode 16
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
Directed by Jeff MelmanWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor, Diora Baird
Episode 17
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Susan BeaversGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor, Jane Lynch, James Edson
Episode 18
Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan BeaversGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor, Jennifer Hale, Martin Mull
Episode 19
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan BeaversGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Jennifer Bini Taylor, Michael Clarke Duncan, J.D. Walsh, Ryan Stiles
Episode 20
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Mark RobertsGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor, Meagen Fay
Episode 21
Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don FosterGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, James Edson
Episode 22
Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.
Directed by Jon CryerWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Susan BeaversGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor, J.D. Walsh
Episode 23
Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
Directed by Mark RobertsWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Sid YoungersGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor
Episode 24
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
Directed by Lee AronsohnWritten by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Mark RobertsGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Jennifer Bini Taylor, Ken Lerner, Joel Murray, Kelly Stables, Ryan Stiles, Emmanuelle Vaugier
Episode information updated Jul 23, 2026
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Charlie SheenCharlie Harper
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Angus T. JonesJake Harper
Amber TamblynJenny
Conchata FerrellBerta
Holland TaylorEvelyn Harper
Marin HinkleJudith Harper
CBSUnited States
Warner Bros. TelevisionUnited States
Chuck Lorre ProductionsUnited States
