TV series
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Checked Jul 22, 2026
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Eddie Van Halen, Will Sasso, Jennifer Bini Taylor, Kelly Stables, Jane Lynch, Emmanuelle Vaugier
Episode 2
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Mark RobertsGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor, Kelly Stables, Tinashe
Episode 3
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Susan BeaversGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Annie Potts, David Mattey, Ryan Stiles
Episode 4
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan BeaversGuest stars Kelly Stables, Gerald Brodin, Caroline Bielskis, Scott McShane, Peter A. Hulne, Robert Clotworthy
Episode 5
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Paulina Olszynski, Skyler Caleb
Episode 6
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, David RichardsonGuest stars Steve Hytner, Claudia Choi
Episode 7
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Susan BeaversGuest stars Arthur Darbinyan, Arturo Gil, Joe Gieb, Kevin Bickford, Marcel Mazur, Jackie Zane, Haitao Duan, Di Guan
Episode 8
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Tricia Helfer, Robert Clotworthy
Episode 9
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers
Episode 10
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn, Don FosterGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Jeanette O'Connor, Judith Drake, Philip Tanzini, Robert Clotworthy
Episode 11
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Jennifer Bini Taylor, Tinashe, Ingrid Rogers, Julia K., Larry Cedar, Carl Reiner
Episode 12
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Susan Beavers, Mark Roberts, David RichardsonGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Ryan Stiles, Joe Dietl
Episode 13
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts, Don FosterGuest stars Meagen Fay, Ewan Chung, Darryl Stephens, Adam Powell, Stacy Keach
Episode 14
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Don FosterGuest stars Lilli Birdsell, Mark Deklin, Lisa Kaplan, Steven Eckholdt
Episode 15
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Susan BeaversGuest stars Erin O'Shaughnessy, Jessica DiCicco
Episode 16
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts, Don FosterGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Jeff Clarke, Tabitha Morella, Katy Mixon, John Amos, Stacy Keach
Episode 17
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Steven Eckholdt, John Amos, Stacy Keach
Episode 18
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Chuck LorreGuest stars Tricia Helfer, Frances Fisher, Amy Hill
Episode 19
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Mark RobertsGuest stars Steffani Brass, Brooke Mackenzie, John Pirruccello, Eamon Pirruccello, Graham Patrick Martin, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 20
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts, Susan Beavers, Don FosterGuest stars Elizabeth Ho, Graham Patrick Martin, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 21
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by David Richardson, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Susan Beavers, David RichardsonGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Katherine LaNasa, Ming-Na Wen, Martin Mull, Justine Eyre, Aja Evans, Rachel Cannon, Magdalena Holland
Episode 22
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
Directed by Lee AronsohnWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Susan Beavers, Mark Roberts, David RichardsonGuest stars John Amos, Richard Whiten, Stacy Keach, Eben Ham
Episode information updated Jul 23, 2026
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Charlie SheenCharlie Harper
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Angus T. JonesJake Harper
Amber TamblynJenny
Conchata FerrellBerta
Holland TaylorEvelyn Harper
Marin HinkleJudith Harper
CBSUnited States
Warner Bros. TelevisionUnited States
Chuck Lorre ProductionsUnited States
