TV series
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Checked Jul 22, 2026
Two and a Half Men is available to stream on DirecTV On Demand, Peacock, Peacock Premium, Philo, and YouTube TV in United States. You can also rent or buy it from Google Play, Amazon, Apple TV, and Fandango at Home. Use the direct links below to open the provider.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don FosterGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Amanda Gallo, Cait Baunoch, Graham Patrick Martin, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 2
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Susan BeaversGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Jim Grollman, Rodney J. Hobbs, Jesse Mackey, Kelly Stables, Graham Patrick Martin, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 3
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by David Richardson, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, David RichardsonGuest stars Holland Taylor, Kelly Stables, Graham Patrick Martin, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 4
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre, Susan BeaversGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Katrina Nelson, Judd Nelson, J.D. Walsh, Graham Patrick Martin, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 5
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Susan BeaversGuest stars Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Erinn Hayes, Sara Sanderson, Steve Hytner
Episode 6
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Chuck LorreGuest stars Krista Kalmus, Liz Vassey
Episode 7
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don FosterGuest stars Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Tom Virtue, Liz Vassey
Episode 8
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim PattersonGuest stars Holland Taylor, Martin Mull, Nadia Bjorlin, Macey Cruthird
Episode 9
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don ReoGuest stars Tonita Castro, Jeff Staron, Judd Nelson, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 10
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Reo, Susan Beavers, David RichardsonGuest stars Holland Taylor, Jamal Duff, Jenny McCarthy, Graham Patrick Martin, Carl Reiner
Episode 11
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by David Richardson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, David Richardson, Don ReoGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Joey Gaytan, Debra D. Holt, Joseph S. Griffo, Jim Lau, Jenny McCarthy, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 12
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Desi Lydic, Valery M. Ortiz, Jim Marshall, Jenny McCarthy, Jane Lynch, Graham Patrick Martin, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 13
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Don Reo, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, David Richardson, Alissa NeubauerGuest stars Anna Easteden, JJ Snyder, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 14
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan BeaversGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Graham Patrick Martin
Episode 15
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim PattersonGuest stars Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey, J.D. Walsh, Ryan Stiles
Episode 16
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by David Richardson, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Reo, Susan Beavers, David RichardsonGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Dakin Matthews
Episode information updated Jul 23, 2026
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Charlie SheenCharlie Harper
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Angus T. JonesJake Harper
Amber TamblynJenny
Conchata FerrellBerta
Holland TaylorEvelyn Harper
Marin HinkleJudith Harper
CBSUnited States
Warner Bros. TelevisionUnited States
Chuck Lorre ProductionsUnited States
