TV series
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Checked Jul 22, 2026
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck LorreGuest stars Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Jennifer Bini Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Jenna Elfman, Jeri Ryan, Katherine LaNasa, Joel Murray
Episode 2
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck LorreGuest stars Holland Taylor, Stephanie Jacobsen, Judy Greer
Episode 3
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Andrew J.B. AronsohnGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Nicole J. Butler, Amira Elliby, Emile Ballard, Ryan Stiles, Judy Greer
Episode 4
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck LorreGuest stars Marin Hinkle, Grady Lee Richmond, Jenny McCarthy, Judy Greer, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 5
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by David Richardson, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Reo, Susan Beavers, David RichardsonGuest stars Nikki Novak, Nicholas Gonzalez, Katie Stegeman, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 6
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by David Richardson, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Reo, Susan Beavers, David RichardsonGuest stars Joe Manganiello, Monika Smith, Shon Little, Jane Lynch, Judy Greer
Episode 7
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Holland Taylor, Macey Cruthird
Episode 8
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Susan McMartin, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee AronsohnGuest stars Taylor Cole, Amanda Schull, Zaid Farid, Michael Bailey Smith, Brian Keith Russell, Macey Cruthird, Rebecca McFarland
Episode 9
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by David Richardson, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Reo, Susan Beavers, David RichardsonGuest stars Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Gary Busey, Vernee Watson, Nicole Steinwedell, Macey Cruthird, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 10
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Gemma BakerGuest stars Holland Taylor, Jonathan Banks, Sophie Winkleman
Episode 11
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Melanie Lynskey, Jeff Staron, Karen Y. McClain, Robert Clotworthy, Sophie Winkleman, Judy Greer
Episode 12
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Jane Carr, Jim Piddock, John Pirruccello, Mimi Rogers, Graham Patrick Martin, Sophie Winkleman, Judy Greer
Episode 13
Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Ashton KutcherGuest stars Chuck Lacey, Mimi Rogers, Michael Medico, Sophie Winkleman, Judy Greer
Episode 14
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Susan McMartin, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Susan BeaversGuest stars Travis Van Winkle, Graham Patrick Martin, Sophie Winkleman, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 15
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Matthew Marsden, Sonia Jackson, Hira Ambrosino, Graham Patrick Martin, Talyan Wright, Sophie Winkleman
Episode 16
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don ReoGuest stars Sophie Winkleman, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 17
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don ReoGuest stars Matthew Marsden, Sara Erikson, Robert Clotworthy, Sophie Winkleman, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 18
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Patton Oswalt, Rebecca McFarland, Judy Greer
Episode 19
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Holland Taylor, Georgia Engel, Brian Stepanek, Caitlin Harris, Christina Scherer, Graham Patrick Martin, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 20
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don ReoGuest stars Holland Taylor, Georgia Engel, Graham Patrick Martin, Talyan Wright, Sophie Winkleman, Judy Greer, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 21
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Susan BeaversGuest stars Graham Patrick Martin, Talyan Wright, Sophie Winkleman, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 22
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Kathy Bates, Vernee Watson, Eddie Shin, Abbie Cobb, Abby Walker, Jacqueline Lord
Episode 23
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre, Don ReoGuest stars Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Jason Alexander, Graham Patrick Martin, Alicia Hannah-Kim, Sophie Winkleman, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Episode 24
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
Directed by James WiddoesWritten by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Eddie GorodetskyGuest stars Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Patton Oswalt, Chase Austin, Ryan Heinke, Alem Brhan Sapp, Richard Whiten, Graham Patrick Martin
Episode information updated Jul 23, 2026
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Charlie SheenCharlie Harper
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Angus T. JonesJake Harper
Amber TamblynJenny
Conchata FerrellBerta
Holland TaylorEvelyn Harper
Marin HinkleJudith Harper
CBSUnited States
Warner Bros. TelevisionUnited States
Chuck Lorre ProductionsUnited States
